February 2012
5 posts
Overweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Awesome, you're so inspiring for young ladies. Everybody should feel beautiful no matter what size they are!
Underweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Eww, you're gross! Stop promoting eating disorders and go eat a burger instead. Don't you know guys don't like skeletons?
gffaw:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lesbians
January 2012
16 posts
Vacation
I’ve decided to get away from it all for the super long period known as this weekend. Figured I need to some time away from myself. It has to be cheap and not too far. Also I will be traveling alone. So far the only idea I have is doing acid in a non familiar bus station. Any ideas?
Watchhaloeight:
TED Talks: Atheism 2.0 - Alain de Botton
“Destroying is better than creating when we’re not creating those few,...”
– the writer - 8 1/2
Disco Doctor.
Fine I'll do a resolution post because I'm...
Don’t make catty remarks about other people’s resolutions.
Don’t make catty remarks about other people’s lack of resolutions.
Don’t complain about all the people talking about resolutions.
Don’t complain about all the people complaining about other people’s resolutions.
Don’t brag about your own resolutions or lack of resolutions.
Stop using...
Important note about 2012
I’m still awesome, probably more so than before but I can’t comment about that until at least March.
December 2011
10 posts
“I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion”
– Sancho Panza
i’m sick of drinking because i’m really tired of apologising to everyone.
November 2011
4 posts
Troll Cat
animalsbeingdicks:
Troll cat is always stirring up trouble.
October 2011
10 posts
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very...”
– Chapter 1, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. (via prochoiceorfuckoff)
Getting My Groove Back
So for the last couple of years I’ve been trying to find a band to play in with limited success. Every month or so I’d sort through the musicians ads on craigslist to see if any bands popped out to me. I’d send out a few responses and went to some auditions but none of them really worked out for me.
At first I was upset with all these bands for rejecting me. A lot of them I...
tweets of mine that i feel were awesome but were...
“We have ways of making you caulk” - nazi plumbing instructor.
Thinking of starting a podcast so I can experience people not listening to me on a whole different level.
eating beets is a good way to simulate blood in your urine without having to contract an std.
Humans need to learn to set aside our differences and realize that we’re all Danish.
I can’t remember a time...
Primus Tonight
5th row centre, Massey Hall
My favourite band in my favourite venue with the best seats I’ve had in my whole life for anything.
This erection will last more than 4 hours.
September 2011
15 posts
1 tag
This Blog Intentionally Left Blank: Ladies, →
Because of women who will jump at the word “hello” I try to make it as obvious as possible that I’m not going to rape them. Little things like trying not to look like I’m following them if I see a woman walking alone at night and in general just staying the fuck away if someone seems even slightly on edge.
I’m actually considering carrying around a bullhorn just so I...
I'm a fucking machine today
Not a machine that fucks, just trying to emphasize how machine like I am productively speaking. Looks like the extra dose of ritalin is working.
