January 2011
17 posts
words fucking each other. explaining the writing as i’m writing the writing. making sentences about making sentences. not knowing a thing about any thing really. this may be creativity or just the stoned ramblings of a stoner rambling. what kind of sentences like this sentence am i writing anyway? is there a name for it or is it unnamed and unused because it sounds bleeding buffoonish. yeah who is...
A ZEN STORY
by Camden Benares, The Count of Five Headmaster, Camp Meeker Cabal A serious young man found the conflicts of mid 20th Century America confusing. He went to many people seeking a way of resolving within himself the discords that troubled him, but he remained troubled. One night in a coffee house, a self-ordained Zen Master said to him, “go to the dilapidated mansion you will find at this...
rossruns:
krisstraub:
“But Lord, during the hardest trials of my life, why was there only one set of footprints?”
“Because,” said the Lord, “Sandpeople always ride single-file, to hide their numbers.”
BAHAHAHAHA!
epiphany
if i’m going to continue to refer to myself as an artist i should probably start producing some art or something.
lost 5lbs in the last week
thank science for crystal meth!
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor, starving kids all over the world, I...”
fun fact
i can’t write or play music while wearing pants or socks.
everyone is retarded,
i am retarded,
therefore retarded is retarded.
i’m pretty sure i did that wrong.
things i shouldn't do when drinking
-post anything publicly on the internet
-contact anyone privately on the internet
-contact anyone irl
-panhandle
-cook
-juggle
-shave
-act like a gorilla to try and trip out my dog
-drive(stay safe!)
Pointless Drivel in Point Form
- i’m done with all inclusive resorts, everyone is not equal and we should stop pretending.
-no weight-loss contest this year at work which means the only competition is myself. this will not keep me from cheating.
-working in the dark is less depressing than working in harsh florescent lighting.
-my shoes are a half size too big and are making me fell inadequate.
-my penis still rocks