1. Don’t make catty remarks about other people’s resolutions.
2. Don’t make catty remarks about other people’s lack of resolutions.
3. Don’t complain about all the people talking about resolutions.
4. Don’t complain about all the people complaining about other people’s resolutions.
5. Don’t brag about your own resolutions or lack of resolutions.
6. Stop using the word resolution since it’s lost all meaning at this point.
7. Come up with a better way to sort my socks.

I think I can handle it this year.